...sharkfeeder stuff...

A version of hangman that requires some reflexes.

All the fun of punching a calculator.

Knights and knaves. Sorta like that. Everything works except the history request function. It might never work again. Cry me a river.

A single-player Scrabble progeny.

See the hole cards, pick the winner.

Cards and dice game.

Another cards and dice game.

One of my pet projects, a page on the all-u-can-eat sushi scene in Reno. Much better than it sounds!

Mostly food, but some even more irrelevant shit thrown in for good measure.

Random thoughts on pizza. With recipes!

Another pet project. I had this idea to sell Flash web page templates. Much worse than it sounds!

Acquire an unparalleled aptitude for hangman! Your friends will be amazed, stunned, disrespectful!

Beth is one of my piano heroes. She isn't as virtuostic as Ben Folds or Tori Amos...but virtuostic is not necessarily better. And that's the whole point.

Do you want to be pretentious? Wanting it is 90%. The other 10? Right here, baby!

Section on iPod. Right now, just a mickey mouse program I wrote that converts regular textfiles to a format that can be read and displayed by the iPod.

A game that combines elements of chess and handicapping. Two great tastes that taste great with morphine.

Loosely organized information and strategy tips about the card game Spades.

I've become that lame. To add to it, click here.

All the kids are doing it.

I wrote and recorded some songs. They's here.

Removed the link to prefab/modular information page and blog. Will probably remove the page in a year or so, once the information becomes hopelessly outdated.
Added a direct link to my livejournal blog. Added a link to my music (undersupervised).

Added the prefab/modular information page and blog.

Added to the desktop art section. Source material borrowed from Crown Point Press.

Breaking news: I can't write for shit. Hence, my spades book sucks. Hence, I'm going to revise, a bit here, a piece there. I may even finish the last two sections.

The mail comes pouring in: "Why aren't there more pictures of two cats grappling under your broad flat ass?" Oversight corrected.

Added some Christo, Thiebaud, Fonseca, Hockney, and Frankenthaler to the desktop art section.

Added sushi report on Nozawa Sushi in Studio City and Genki Sushi in Berkeley.

My guestbook has been the lucky recipient of some very informative internet advertising material. Do check it out if you would like to broaden your appreciation of rape of teens/asians/cheerleaders/gerbils/azeleas/draftsmen before our luck runs out and it somehow disappears.

New front page design. The depths have been so plumbed.

Added online version of Alphacram. An addition which marks a significant milestone in the development of sharkfeeder (internally, if nothing else, and sharkfeeder is little but internal) as it is the last major game/project that I'd intended to add. Future changes and additions to this site will likely plumb depths of triviality and uselessness hereforeto unseen.

Added food report on Masa's.

Added game generator for the paper-and-pencil version of Alphacram 2. Also added a brief and dry Denver sushi report. Possible additions on the horizon: Alphacram, the online version. Masa food report. A very special guest food report. Perhaps a sneak peak into a couple whole new sections. Or maybe I'll come to my senses and abandon those sections altogether.

Added food report on my second Gary Danko visit, plus ratings on Dry Creek Kitchen and some other stuff.

Added my spades book. It's not done. It may never be, because the missing chapters are, collectively, a bear, or perhaps a bear and a large marmot. I wanted to post it, in all of its incompleteness and questionability, simply because I like the design. There are dumber reasons. I've heard.

Will you hoseheads please sign my guestbook?

Added a section on Bookie Chess, a new game concept of mine. It will never be played, ever. You can't touch it. You can't point at it. You can't look at it.

Added a report on my second visit to Aqua. In the food section, where else?

So, when I check the stats for this site, I notice that I get hits from users searching for weird phrases like "unschooled marmalades" or "bryophytes hypophyses." Now I know why. Apologies to those whose whacks have been offed by my hangman strategy files. Related, there may come a time when I have to pull those textfiles down as they eat up a non-trivial amount of bandwidth...and anyone really wanting them can download the zipped package.

Added some guest food reports. Remember that thing I was saying about a spades book soon? Yeah, me either. Also: new iPod section.

French Laundry trip report added to food reports. Coming soon: my first book! It will be about the card game Spades, and will be exclusive to this website. Whether I like it or not.

Guestbook added, more desktop pics added, sushi update.

Beth Sorrentino MP3 page added. Modern Art Desktop Pics page added, with more to come.

Hangman strategy added.

Food reports page added.

Games are more or less working. Have at!

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